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<title>Stephens Family RSS Feed</title><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/index.html</link><description>Emigration News&#x21;</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:rights>&#xa9; 2007 Richard Stephens</dc:rights><dc:date>2008-02-10T00:25:42-06:00</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.realmacsoftware.com/" />
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<lastBuildDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:32:08 -0600</lastBuildDate><item><title>Phew</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2008-02-10T00:25:42-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/2eb12466d7ae9ea2561160f8ff8e9f48-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/2eb12466d7ae9ea2561160f8ff8e9f48-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I am pleased to report that on Monday 4th February I successfully underwent surgery to remove my pituitary adenoma.   Starting at 7am the neurosurgergy team at University of Texas Southerwestern Medical Center, led by Dr Christopher Madden, made an incision under my upper lip and cut a path into my nasal passages and the sphenoid sinus.  From there they drilled a hole large enough to remove the tumour, and did so completely.  While I lost quite a lot fo blood (7 out of 8 pints!), I was conscious and feeling pretty good by the time evening arrived.  I spent two nights in Intensive Care (the second only because they didn't have any spare beds in the main part of the hospital) and was released home at lunchtime on Friday.  Remarkable, really.<br /><br />Many thanks to those of you who sent their best wishes, cards, flowers etc. and apologies to those whom I did not inform in advance! I look forward to catching up with you all by letter, phone or email while I am still off work recuperating over the next few weeks.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things may be looking up&#x21;</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-11-19T19:17:34-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/025579854134b8f21915ee02efc4f704-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/025579854134b8f21915ee02efc4f704-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[After four months of forced unemployment while I sorted out my visa problems, and another three months in temporary employment, I have finally found a permanent job!!  <a href="http://www.guarantybank.com/" rel="external">Guaranty Bank</a> is about to spin out of its holding company, <a href="http://www.templeinland.com/" rel="external">Temple Inland</a>, and I will be working for the Governance team on all the areas of regulation with which the newly-public company will have to comply.  In effect, it will be very similar to the Company Secretarial role I had at GSK.  And it will be particularly interesting working in a company at the time of its initial stock exchange listing.<br /><br />Crack open the bubbly!]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Annus horribilis</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-10-15T23:24:00-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/fe6fd4897f6cf90511c82a4d0a55022a-11.html#unique-entry-id-11</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/fe6fd4897f6cf90511c82a4d0a55022a-11.html#unique-entry-id-11</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[It nevers rains but it pours.  In August I registered with a cardiologist here in Dallas for ongoing care of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrial_fibrillation" rel="external">atrial fibrillation</a> that was diagnosed five years ago in the UK.  He followed the diagnostic chain of evidence and quickly diagnosed what the medical profession in the UK had missed all this time, namely a thyrotrophic <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituitary_adenoma" rel="external">pituitary adenoma</a>.  The <a href="http://stephensweb.org/images/070829MRIarrowed.jpg" rel="external">MRI</a> shows that it is a little over one cubic inch in size but is not yet pressing on anything important yet, like my brain (if any).  Of course, having not yet secured a permanent job here I have no health insurance so we are currenty weighing up the options, including the possibility of returning to the UK to have the surgery to remove it.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Constructive Employment</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-08-14T22:17:22-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/ad19e4dc3104863a212a4635f9e4451e-10.html#unique-entry-id-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/ad19e4dc3104863a212a4635f9e4451e-10.html#unique-entry-id-10</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A little over five months since I last did any useful work (perhaps my former colleagues at GSK would disagree with this description, so let's say "paid employment" instead!), I have found another job, albeit a temporary one.  I have started as a Temporary Corporate Paralegal at American Airlines' Headquarters near Dallas-Fort Worth airport.  Going well so far!]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rodeo&#x2c; Rodeo&#x21;</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-08-03T23:59:59-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/ddc36c0e61f6b49977ca3c8f89d02207-9.html#unique-entry-id-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/ddc36c0e61f6b49977ca3c8f89d02207-9.html#unique-entry-id-9</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Well, we are really getting into the local culture now.  Our friends Todd and Laura invited us to the Mesquite Rodeo with their daughters Chloe and Lauren.  We had a fantastic time, the highlights being the bull riding and Whiplash the Cowbow Monkey (honestly - have a look at <a href="../page3/page10/page27/page27.html" rel="self" title="Rodeo">the photos</a>!).  Melissa found the calf roping a bit too much but whatever you think of the animal welfare aspects, you have to take your (ten gallon) hat off to guys who can chase a calf from horseback, rope it and bind its feet in under 12 seconds.<br /><br />This is definitely a must for any of you from the UK who come to visit us.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Legal Alien</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-30T01:14:00-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/469572e921339b35db96bad0bd2a5136-7.html#unique-entry-id-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/469572e921339b35db96bad0bd2a5136-7.html#unique-entry-id-7</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I've got my green Card! The U.S. Embassy in London finally saw sense and sent me a duplicate visa packet rather than insisting that I fly back to the U.K. to collect it.  So after 4 months of legal wrangling I am now authorised to <em>work</em> for a U.S. employer. Now I just need to re-acquaint myself with the meaning of the word in italics.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Hoots mon&#x21;</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-25T23:09:59-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/4a4c76f5a9f7fdda395fdbeb440eddbf-8.html#unique-entry-id-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/4a4c76f5a9f7fdda395fdbeb440eddbf-8.html#unique-entry-id-8</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Tonight Melissa and I went to our first concert since Georgie was born. We went to see <a href="http://www.travisonline.com/tourarchive/2007/07/25/?s=687" rel="external" title="Travis at House of Blues Dallas 25-Jul-07">Travis at House of Blues in Dallas</a>.  Fabulous songs and a superb sense of humour.  Great stuff!]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mia Crawls&#x21;</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-06-10T20:50:11-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/1c14549a3e0addb35334d2119e9ce138-6.html#unique-entry-id-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/1c14549a3e0addb35334d2119e9ce138-6.html#unique-entry-id-6</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We all went to a classical music thingy (to use the technical term) for children at our local library today.  We plonked Mia on the floor to listen to the woodwind trio and she levered herself up and did a bit of crawling.  Both legs definitely moved in turn - a first for her!<br /><br /><em>Update:</em><br /><br />In the days since this momentous breakthrough she has decided that forwards crawling is so pass&eacute; and now only crawls backwards.  :-)<br /><br />I'll try to capture some of this bizarre locomotion on video and post it in the next few days (by which I really mean weeks).]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Geological Time</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-05-22T17:05:05-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/d457438748c799c3f20af21670adf523-5.html#unique-entry-id-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/d457438748c799c3f20af21670adf523-5.html#unique-entry-id-5</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We put our house in the UK up for sale in mid-December and accepted an offer in mid-January.  In February the buyers' surveyor claimed that there were unspecified planning infringements.  We badgered the buyers for weeks on end (without success) to ask them to clarify what these supposed infringements were. In the end we took matters into our own hands and requested all relevant documentation from the Council (both the Building Consent Department and the Planning Department, neither of which communicates with the other!).<br /><br />When these searches arrived, they showed no registered infringements!  Guessing that the surveyor had fabricated an erroneous objection, we calculated the approximate volumes added when the kitchen extension and loft extension were carried out in 2002 before we bought the house.  I should point out that I used the floorplan drawn up by the estate agents for marketing purposes rather than anything as technical as a surveyor's plan or a tape measure.  These calculations showed that the extensions were compliant.  When we submitted these findings to the buyers the surveyor, a so-called professional, withdrew his objections!!<br /><br />So we finally exchanged contracts today and expect to complete on 1st June.  It only took 4 months!  If only the UK were as litigious as the US...   ;-)<br /><br />Ooh, what a Grumpy Old Man rant that was!]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Abyss</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-05-06T23:10:55-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/5df24810bcfc008678d9da687d5eaa1f-4.html#unique-entry-id-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/5df24810bcfc008678d9da687d5eaa1f-4.html#unique-entry-id-4</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Six years ago, Leeds United reached the semi-finals of the UEFA Champions League.  In theory this made them one of the top four teams in Europe.<br /><br />Today they were relegated to the ridiculously-named League One, which is really the third level of English football (soccer).  In theory they are no longer one of the best 44 teams in England.<br /><br />:-(]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Woman of the World</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><category>Personal</category><dc:date>2007-05-05T23:55:51-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/0b24d89530c89521615c565e9e05b709-2.html#unique-entry-id-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/0b24d89530c89521615c565e9e05b709-2.html#unique-entry-id-2</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Georgie showed her Dr Evil side today as we left a seafood restaurant in Dallas.   As we passed the tank containing lobsters she asked me whether they were real. When I confirmed that they were she said, " They must die so that we can eat them"!  I think seeing her <a href="http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0145660/5.html?path=gallery&path_key=0145660&seq=3" rel="external">hold the tip of her little finger against her mouth</a> might have been a figment of my imagination.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Third World Country</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-05-02T17:49:37-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/69d4ff2e9b046f534fcfd2f92ef18775-3.html#unique-entry-id-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/69d4ff2e9b046f534fcfd2f92ef18775-3.html#unique-entry-id-3</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Anyone who lived through the fuel crisis in the UK in the 1970s would feel right at home here at the moment.  We have been in this house for four weeks and have so far suffered two prolonged power cuts.  Candles and torches/flashlights are now within reach at all times.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Tornado&#x21;</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><category>Personal</category><dc:date>2007-04-20T01:48:36-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/b40eeb5fb8b6b5a656e5eb40c46dfa4e-1.html#unique-entry-id-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/b40eeb5fb8b6b5a656e5eb40c46dfa4e-1.html#unique-entry-id-1</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We moved into our rental property last Saturday (14 April).  Six days later all four of us could be found cowering in the closet in Georgie's room (dimensions about 2 feet by 4 feet) because the tornado sirens were going off!  That closet is the only space in the house that doesn't contact an outside wall.  :-!<br /><br />Melissa told me that the weather here was beautiful all the time - I wasn't expecting this!  I suppose I should have done my own research...   ;-)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Blog launch: visa nightmares</title><dc:creator>Richard Stephens</dc:creator><category>Personal</category><dc:date>2007-04-01T01:00:20-05:00</dc:date><link>http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/d6d22cb57fb5d74bc2c3bb84d9032225-0.html#unique-entry-id-0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.stephensweb.org/page2/files/d6d22cb57fb5d74bc2c3bb84d9032225-0.html#unique-entry-id-0</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Well, I have finally got round to writing this website so I feel I should explain here how we got to Dallas, the city where Melissa grew up. In 2004 we considered moving to the US so we applied to the US Embassy in London for an Immigrant Visa for me based on Melissa's US citizenship.  We thought it would be easy - how naive we were!<br /><br />We submitted the initial forms and as my application progressed, I started applying for jobs in the US.  I got to the stage of having a phone interview for a job working for the state government of Florida (ultimately for Jeb Bush!) in Tallahassee when we started to have second thoughts, at least on the timing of the move.   We then let the visa application lie dormant for nearly two years and re-activated it in August 2006.  I had my medical in December 2006, where the US government insist on you being pumped full of childhood vaccines.  If any of you think my behaviour was unusual at New Year I blame it on the MMR.  We then attended the interview at the US Embassy in London in January 2007, expecting to get a grilling from the embassy officials &aacute; la Depardieu/MacDowell in <em>Green Card</em>.  As it was, we got a perfunctory interview and were sent on our merry way with my chest X-Ray (to show absence of TB on arrival) and the promise of the visa by courier within 2-3 days.  Hooray, we thought.<br /><br />The visa duly arrived in a little A5 size packet and we bade fond farewell to family in the UK and packed our bags (well, a bit more than bags actually) and flew to Dallas/Fort Worth on 17 March.  The Customs and Border Control official looked at my visa and asked for the accompanying packet of documentation.  "What packet?", we asked. And so our nightmare began.<br /><br />After being held for four hours by Immigration at DFW (with Mia, aged 5 months) it became clear that the US Embassy should also have given me a packet containing my original documents together with any background checks the Embassy had undertaken.  This was supposed to be presented to Immigration on arrival to allow them to carry out the same checks the Embassy have done - madness!  The Embassy had neither given us that packet nor notified us either verbally or in writing that such a packet was required.  A retrospective review of the guidance on the US Embassy website reveals that the only clue is that immigrants are advised to present document<em>s</em> (plural) on arrival in the US!<br /><br />We have now retained an immigration attorney here in the US who has advised us that the Embassy does not retain copies of visa applicants' applications (huh?!) and that I have to return to the UK to be re-interviewed by the US Embassy.  Needless to say in the meantime I cannot work and we are burning through more of our Emigration Cashpile than anticipated! With the second interview likely to be scheduled for late May/early June at least there is light at the end of the tunnel.]]></content:encoded></item></channel>
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